Savour

Savour these moments while you can. Although my children have grown into amazing adults, I still miss them when they were little and hug was all they needed. 

Sneaky

When I was younger we didn't have a dog. When I wanted to get rid of something I didn't like, I had to use my napkin...I went through a lot of napkins.

Another Thanksgiving tradition

Ok, we have never burned the turkey but there have been other Thanksgiving disasters over the years. One year we cooked the turkey and forgot to take out the heart and giblets that were still in the bag inside the bird. There was the year we over cooked the turkey but under cooked everything else. There was even a year we forgot to cook the turkey.

So, burning the bird is not out of the realm possibility. We just haven’t gotten to it yet.

The Lion Tamer

Afterwards this didn't seem like such a good idea.

i.f. immovable

Immovable indeed!

if - atmosphere

The atmosphere suddenly changed when the visiting team scored the winning touchdown.

I'm so happy it's football season again. I'm sorry I had to make my wife's favorite team lose. But this might be the only way my team can bet them.

IF Star Gazing

It's clear it's in the stars.

i.f. focused

Sometimes being too focused to make you lose focus.

Skinny

One size fits all...it just doesn't always look the same.

if: adapt

It looks like Fido is going to have some trouble adapting to his new role.

if: contagious

Sharing can be contagious.

impossibility

When he made the bet with the birds he thought that this would be an impossibility.

subtract

You do the Math!

Legendary

The legendary group "Goldie and the Three Bears" will be performing at Old Mother Hubbard's club nightly. Now that Goldie has put her bed hopping and porridge addiction behind her, the group can focus on making beautiful music.

Carry that weight

The elephants were instinctively afraid of the mouse...the monkey is now instinctively afraid of elephants.

Poor coach

I was never able to climb that rope when I was a kid in gym class. I was more like the kid with his finger up his nose. My coach use to have this expression all the time. I felt for the guy... He was also my driver's ed teacher, I think he had a death wish.

Wise

A wise man would not even dare to look.

Broken String

Looks like we're going to need a new percussionist.

Attack of the 90 foot Candy Corn!

He may be sugary but he's not sweet!

memories

Memories of toilet-papering a house and almost getting caught.